I DON'EVEN KNOW IF I COULD DO THIS I DON'T GIVE A S HIT
Personal quantitative section
1. First thing's first. What's your name?
2. How about your age?
mercury the year of the serpent
kinda short kinda ????
8. Zodiac sign?
i think it's crystal
russian and spanish
go mother russia
Personal qualitative section.
1. Eye colour?
2. Hair colour/style. Is it your natural hair?
red and wavy, usually in a bun, and no
3. Current fitness?
eh i'm average
4. Skin tone?
1. What's your sexuality?
i think i'm heteroromantic, i don't think too much about this so idk
2. Current relationship status?
3. How many relationships have you been in? And could you give a brief description of them?
one, and it's perfect
4. What is your favourite feature of your preferred gender?
as in, my favorite feature on another person, the gender i'm interested in? umm i love his tooth gap so much
5. Are you a virgin?
6. How often do you go on dates with your partner? (If you currently have one). Perhaps tell where you went for your favourite date?
we nEVER WENT ON A DATE YET BUT WHEN WE GO IT WILL BE AT A PARK SO WE CAN WATCH THE CLOUDS AND MAKEOUT AND IT WILL BE BEAUTIFUL
7. If you aren't already, do you hope to marry the person you are with?
8. If you aren't in a relationship then do you have a crush on someone?
9. Where is your favourite spot to be kissed?
10. How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Seven Deadly Sins Section.
1. Would you be considered a glutton?
no i don't eat much
2. A sloth?
no i'm a pure innocent flower
noo i'm chill
1. Ever done crack?
2. Smoked weed?
3. Done meth?
no, say no to drugs kids
4. How about tried speed?
i love champingons
7. Do you often drink?
not really often, sometimes a little bit just to have a taste
8. Do you watch any form of pornography?
eh ocasionally some porn pops up on my facebook feed/tumblr dashboards. i don't really like it bc it's a really bad industry full of misogyny and depression and death and it makes me really sad, but it's useful for anatomy references sometimes
9. Ever stolen something?
10. Ever abused or bullied someone?
i beat up kids when i was small and i regret that so much
11. Ever been arrested?
12. Ever cheated on someone?
13. Have you ever gotten alcohol poisoning?
14. Have you ever abused the use of over the counter drugs?
i don't know what that means, but no
1. Are you still in school?
2. If so, then what grade?
3. Your best subject in school?
i love chimestry
4. Worst subject in school?
math omg i hate math
5. Did you drop out of school?
6. If you are in college, then what is your major?
1. Describe your relationship with your parents.
2. Relationship with your siblings?
he's one of my best friends, he's nice
3. With your family in general?
4. Ever experienced the death of someone close to you?
1. Do you have a lot of friends?
2. Would you consider yourself a loner?
3. Describe your style of clothing.
4. Briefly describe your childhood.
5. Best memory.
6. Worst memory.
probably the day i attempted suicide
7. Best aspect of life right now?
8. Worst aspect?
1. Do you have a religion?
2. Do you believe in God or a form of intelligent design?
I believe in multiple gods and goddesses
3. Do people need to live by morals or just live to have fun?
nah man do whatever u want as long it doesn't hurt you or other people
4. Briefly describe your top 5 most important beliefs/moral standards
- treat people right
- don't kill stuff
- respect your parents
- love the animals
"Life Sucks" Section:
1. Do you have any allergies?
3. Health problems(physical)
oh man it's quite a list
4. Permanent injuries/scars?
i have some scars from cat scratching, one of acidental pencil stabbing and one from acidental razor blade cut while shaving
2. Style of music?
Notes from the Underground
12. Band/musical artist?
I guess Anne Hathaway, that woman is a goddess
15. School subject?
17. TV show?
20. Pizza toppings?
i guess apples
23. Type of pie/cake?
24. Flavour of ice cream?
26. Time of day?
pine smell and bf smell
30. Vacation spot?
Would you rather… (please briefly explain your answers.)
1. Live in the city or country?
country, i hate big cities
2. Travel by plane or by boat?
boat, i have fear of heights
3. Be deaf or blind?
if i had to choose could it be 50/50? like, i don't have an eye and half of my hearing is gone? i mean, my hearing already sucks and an eyepatch sounds cool. but i would rather be none, thank
4. Wear hardcore gothic clothing or dress in all pink?
labels man, they suck
5. Stay human or be an animal? (If animal then what animal and why?)
i'm already a capybara
6. Be surrounded by rowdy teenage guys or preppy teenage girls?
guurls, we could be like mean girls and talk about makeup and clothes everyday hohoho
7. Stay at home or go out and party?
8. Have a pet dog or a pet cat?
9. Only be allowed to eat candy or only be allowed to eat raw fruits and vegetables?
10. Play video games or exercise?
11. Read or watch TV?
eh i don't really like neither so much
12. Draw or paint?
13. Only be able to yell to speak, or be mute?
14. Continue this meme or go do something more interesting?
i need to go to sleep dammit
Personal Opinion Section.
1. Opinion of your appearance.
2. Opinion of your personality.
3. Opinion of your family.
4. Opinion of your friends.
..i don't have friends
5. Opinion on religion
i like mine
6. Opinion on homosexuality.
7. Opinion of school/work.
8. Opinion of modern society.
9. Opinion of today's politics.
What was the last…
1. Movie you saw?
2. Book you read?
3. TV show you watched?
4. Thing you ate?
A sausage patty
5. Thing you drank?
6. Piece of art/literature/poetry you did?
a really bad doodle
7. Person you kissed.
8. Person you texted/Instant messaged/emailed?
9. Time you exercised?
10. Dream you had?
it was something with my school
11. Thing you favourited on deviantART?
I'M TOO LAZY TO CHECK
12. Animal you saw?
cat and dog
13. Time you cried?
14. Time you laughed?
15. Time you were furious?
i'm pmsing so i'm always furious
Have you ever…
1. Punched someone?
2. Kissed, or done more with, someone of the same gender?
only a peck FOR SCIENCE
3. Thrown up on someone?
4. Been thrown up on?
by my dog
5. Been to a rave?
6. Danced on a table?
7. Had a hangover?
kinda? i had like a cup of a really light champange and i'm really sensitive, so i woke up the next day kinda fucked up. yeah i'm really intolerant
8. Flashed someone?
9. Sneezed more than 3 times in a row?
10. Found a large(ish) amount of money on the ground?
once i found 20 reais
12. Won a bet?
13. Lost a bet?
14. Hugged a zebra?
it was a statue
15. Been terrified by a street mime?
i never seen one
16. Found a clown under your bed?
.....i hope not
17. Seen a ghost?
sometimes i see dark figures behind me on dark mirrors, but idk what they are. there are times i'm almost sleeping and i hear voices, but i'm not sure if it counts
18. Talked to an inanimate object?
i curse at stuff i bump into (mostly chairs and sofas)
19. Yelled at an inanimate object?
20. Punched an inanimate object because you were mad at it?
i punched a wall once
21. Been caught doing something "naughty" by your parents?
naughty?? if it's implying what i think it is, no bc i'm a pure innocent flower
22. Ever sang in the rain?
23. Danced in the rain?
24. Eaten sugary junk food until you threw up then ate some more?
w h at
25. Managed to burn water?
1. Did you like this meme?
2. Would you do others that are similar?
yES I LOVE 'EM
3. Are you glad this meme is over?
kinda, i'm tired
4. Now who are you going to choose as the meme's next victims? (Tag people if you like, not required.)